Church Street


Chloe Petts: If You Can't Say Anything Nice

Tickets £15
Doors open 7.30pm, show starts 8pm
Age Guidance 14+
This show is for a seated audience

Fresh from her smash hit Edinburgh Fringe run and Soho Theatre sell-out debut, Chloe Petts returns with her follow-up hour. Everyone complimented her on how polite she was with big issues in the last show so now she's cashing in those points and plans on being really rude. Expect routines on wedding dancefloors, the footie and calling you all a bunch of virgins.

A first show that was worth waiting for. ★★★★ The Guardian
Astonishingly assured debut from Petts… You’ll learn things, but you’ll laugh even more. ★★★★ Metro
One of the most accomplished Fringe debuts ever. ★★★★ Evening Standard

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